iPad 3 Coming Out Soon! And iPad25 by 2015

The iPad 3 is rumored to be coming out in March of this year. And it can't be soon enough for those of us suffering under the weight of the clunky old iPad 2s we bought, umm, last year. Apple has irrevocably altered the now outdated idea of planned obsolescence by making products obsolescent before they even come out. Why buy the new iPad or iPod or iBook when you know that a better one will be out in less than a year? Thank God we have Apple to keep us progressives comfortably cloistered from the evil monopoly Microsoft!