No Stoner Left Unturned

One of my greatest pleasures is bucking the exercise craze and all that healthy living drivel and eating cold pizza and diet coke for breakfast. But that guilty pleasure won't be guilty much longer -- Salon. Apparently those healthnuts that drink seven or eight Mountain Dew's a day are just tired of a cup of joe or tea to start the day and want a pick me up that had more sugar and less nutritional value. Luckily the soda industry has never worried about the effects of their products on kids or adults. The latest entry into the empty calorie cornucopia is Kickstart, a morning drink with 5 mouth watering percent of "real fruit juice" and 92 milligrams of caffeine -- just what our kids crave. And don't worry about the child obesity problem; sales are up, consumers are happy and low rider school buses seem like an exciting fad for the future, don't they?