The Curse of 3 and 13

Another U.S. Open in contention, another failure for old Phil. Mickelson is always the bridesmaid and never the bride when it comes to the Open, a prize that has eluded him by one position for the sixth time today. This seemed to be the one where he could excise those old ghosts of summer’s past, finally leading going into the final round (by a stroke), on father’s day (after he won father of the year for flying all the way back to San Diego for his  daughter’s graduation the night before the first round) and on his 43^rd birthday, to boot. Even after two double bogies on the front nine and a number of lipped out putts, he hit a magical holed eagle on the 11^th to take the lead by a stroke. By Mickelson often finds ways to lose and the 13^th is where it all began to unravel. The easiest hole on the golf course over the four days and the easiest in an Open in years is a simple par 3 at pitching wedge length with a few routes that draw the ball right toward the pin. Mickelson sized up the hole and then, after discussion with his long time caddy “Bones,” picked the wrong club, sending the ball over the green and making a birdie hole into a bogie hole. Two holes later, his shot landed a little short and rolled down the hill. Again he chose one of the five wedges in his bag and then chunked it a bit and sent it far past the hole – another bogie. Phil then had two reasonable birdie putts, but neither went in and, after sending his 18^th hole drive into the rough and his subsequent shot short, he needed a miracle chip hole-in to force a playoff. It never should have come down to this with at least 10 lipped out or over-the-hole putts failing to drop over the past three days. So the crowd favorite didn’t have the dream finish and Justin Rose, a 32-year old who is more famous for his Ryder Cup play than his disappointing failure to lodge a major until today, is the winner and Phil might just have missed his last great chance at the coveted prize.

Now to Tiger Woods, a mere four majors away from tying Jack Nicklaus for the most in history. But he has now gone five years without a single one and one begins to wonder if he will eclipse the record he has coveted since his teens. Woods troubles since that last Open win in 2008 is his burgeoning habit of disappearing in the third round. Sure he had a terrible final round as well today, but it is the third round where he has fallen out of contention in so many majors since the slump began. Starting with the 2012 Masters, Woods has not shot in the 60s on the weekend of a major Championship, a streak of 11 rounds. Last year, he led the Open after 36 holes, only to shoot a 75-73 weekend and fall to 21^st. And since a third round 66 at the 2010 Open, he is 14 over on Saturdays at majors. Many thought this is the tournament where he would break the slump. He has already won four times this year and, but for a two stroke penalty and unlucky ball that hit the flag stick and fell into the water, was close to winning the Masters. But Tiger collapsed in the tough conditions of an underrated Merion course that took almost all the best players in the world to task over four days. Will Tiger do it? For some reason I still think he will win at least the four majors necessary to tie Nicklaus, though I’m no longer certain he’ll break the record. He just needs to remind himself that he used to be the best closer in golf. Mickelson, so beloved as much for his many failures as his successes, will remain a crowd favorite, but I don’t see any more majors for the San Diego native, who will be kicking himself for the rest of his life – blowing six chances at his dream! Of course the $48 million he makes and year and private jet he’s flying around must be some consolation.  

Movie Review: And Now a Word From Our Sponsor

Quality movies have a combination of ingredients that make them great. These tend to include compelling characters and moving arcs, a riveting plot, hope, love, sex, romance and a happy ending. Scripts that don’t work generally fail in one of the three main areas: plot, character and/or dialogue. A film that fails in all three areas is a relative rarity and thus director Zack Bernbaum should be congratulated from achieving that rare feat – making a movie that has a quality cast and absolutely nothing else to offer, beside a couple of clever jokes.

The film starts with a decent hook, an ad agency CEO who can only speak in jingles. From there it goes nowhere really slowly – even though the film runs only 1 hour and 23 minutes. Parker Posey, as a widowed mother of a precocious child (Karen Hillridge), and Bruce Greenwood, as the aforementioned CEO (Adan Kundle), do their best to create a romance out of one clichéd scene after another, but it all seems to fall flat. The precocious daughter Meghan (Allie McDonald) has a funny scene talking about kissing at the beginning, just so you can later be saved by Adan from an over-eager boyfriend. She claims her life is messed up, though it is unclear how and the big revelation is that her mother wouldn’t let her in to see her father when he died two years earlier (what a terrible mother!). So we have a messed up family that needs to be saved – so enter a quirky, advertising exec “genius” who is fully aware of what is going on around him, but can only talk in those clever little jingles that are really profound if you just really listen. Alternatively, this could be the longest commercial people pay to see, even ending with what appears to be a BMW ad.

To provide a little distraction from the really dull story at the center of the film, enter a bad guy, Lucas Foster (Callum Blue), who wants to take over the company from Adan. In the end, he does, but I’m not sure why we should care. So we have a flat love story that’s barely a love story at all, cleverly unclever dialogue, a bad guy who just isn’t bad enough (and actually wins in the end) and a girl who doesn’t really change in any profound way. In fact, no one really does, except Callum, who now is the CEO of the company. Bad movies are made all the time, of course, and the only thing surprising about this bomb is that two decent actors decided to waste their time making it.

Why review it then? I actually thought it provided great advice for what not to do to screenwriters: 1. Make sure your characters are interesting and have a problem (backstory) that is compelling. A lost loved one always works in building sympathy, except when you take forever to tell us and it just doesn’t seem that tragic. 2. Stories need character arc – ie, the character has to grow in some way, learn something, fail or succeed and thus change. 3. If a story isn’t really working, make the bad guy worse. The bad guy here is just a cliché of the over-caffeinated ambitious twat who, again, gets what he wants in the end. 4. Even if a movie kind of sucks, a good ending can go a long way to giving the audience what they want. But the previous three ingredients are important in getting to four. A quick kiss on the lips and a hug before the main character departs, with no clear indication of the future, just doesn’t do anything to move the audience. And 5. Ending with a commercial is always the wrong choice. I’m not sure if they were paid for product placement, but given the constant barrage of advertisements, they should have been – and then the placers should have demanded their money back. This is the worst movie I have seen since an ill-advised decision to half-watch Break Dawn: Part 1 on HBO a few months back. And thus the F.

And the Beat Goes On ...

Another shooting, another deranged young man and another who was able to amass an arsenal of weapons and ammo that would have made John Dillinger envious (LA Times). This latest tragedy happened to occur on a street less than 30 blocks from my apartment, luckily while I was teaching in North Hollywood. The frequency of these shootings has become so common that it appears like just another news story that will soon fritter out, replaced by another celebrity breakup, constructed Obama scandal or sports star who turns out to be a cheat. Will we learn nothing as the mean streets of suburban America become more dangerous than Tel Aviv at the height of the terrorist attacks? Will we ever pass sensible gun control laws that actually makes it harder for the mentally unstable to acquire weapons? Can our schools do a better job of diagnosing and helping these troubled youth? And will we ever have a real conversation about the deleterious effects of Hollywood and video game producers love affair with violence?

The reality is that America has a culture of violence that has to be addressed at all levels. Those same violent videogames and movies exist in Japan, South Korea and China, where violent acts at are substantially lower rates (though there was a horrific school shooting in China a couple of years ago that the government covered up). Canadians own as many guns as Americans, but don’t seem to go on rampages that they must know will end in their own death. England has more broken homes than America, so it’s not that alone either. But when you combine the dramatic gap between rich and poor, the spectacle and consumer cultures that seize our children as nowhere else in the world, the endemic unhappiness that seems to plague the country, the celebration of violence without any nod to its effects and the ready availability of not only guns, but semi-automatic ones to almost anyone, you can see where the problem lies.

NRA spokesman and other gun control opponents like to argue that the bad guys will get guns anyway, but is that really true? Would all of these disaffected white suburban kids really have the wherewithal to find the weapons, the ammunition and enact the crimes? Could the ready availability of weapons and ability to accumulate them undetected by law enforcement make a moment of madness into a tragedy? Do we really need to celebrate violence with quite the aplomb that we do? What WWII should have taught us more than anything else, is that a crowd ushered into a culture of violence will often embrace it unquestionably. We do not live in a fascist state, at least not yet, but it does appear that all the hate, all the racism, all the anti-gay rhetoric and other forms of rabble rousing are having the natural, if unintended effect. Is this really the world we want to live in? The only way to start ourselves on the path to real change is to elect sane representatives (at this moment Democrats) to actually represent the interests of the majority – rather than a loud, boisterous minority.

Investing in the Future

A not so modest proposal for providing a major economic stimulus that doesn’t involve tax increases is available, though it has never been considered by more than a few random Representatives. What is it? Quite simply … forgive outstanding student loan debt. Many have labeled the latest group of kids “Generation Debt” (I first remember reading it in the Village Voice several years ago). Students leave college saddled with debts that rival a mid-tier mortgage. And while we can argue over the merits of youth paying for their own education, the reality is that the positive externalities associated with a more educated and skilled workforce far outweigh any costs. Today the cumulative student loan debt stands at over $1 Trillion dollars (CNN). Forgiving this debt, with a transfer from the government to banks would free up about 8 percent of GDP to push toward consumption. Sure some students will take that additional income and save it, but the reality is putting more disposable income in the hands of young people will invariably lead to increased spending – thus serving as a stimulus to the economy. Beyond this, there are a number of additional benefits: 1. Students with no debt load are more apt to spend time serving the public in either non-profits or public service positions. The pressure of debt repayment have long strained the non-profit sector, causing fewer talented people to make short or long-term sacrifices for the common good. 2. The immediate influx of cash into the economy means hiring more young people who bring fresh ideas to the workplace, thus providing for more opportunities for innovation and increased productivity. 3. Many of those young people would be in a position to purchase a home, thus serving as a boon to the housing market. And 4. It just makes sense in a democracy for youth to have the benefit of cheap education as it serves economic, social and political ends – particularly those a more free, vibrant democracy where new ideas and energy are brought to bear on the major issues of our time. We are clearly suffering through a dearth of new ideas and sensible solutions to the problems that ail us and freeing youth from the onus of excessive debt gives them more opportunity and even impetus to work to solve the problems that will define their collective future. 

The New Wall Street

The Conservative Revolution: Obstructionism

After 12 years of the conservative revolution ushered in by Ronald Reagan, a hiccup emerged in the guise of a chubby, but handsome philanderer from the South who promised to cross the partisan divide and govern economically from the middle and socially from the left. It was a huge challenge and one that could have destroyed the burgeoning GOP rule. What did they do to stem the tide of loss? A three-pronged approach to attacking from the rear, centered on wedge, attack and obstruct. Two years into the Clinton Presidency, this strategy showed its first major success, as Republicans took over the House for the first time in 50 years. Under the tutelage of Newt Gingrich, they put WAO into full effect.

I have often written here of the effectiveness of this plan. Clinton did raise taxes in his first term, to great effect, but other than the tech bubble that he left us with he will be remembered predominantly for a number of arguably “conservative” victories: deregulating telecommunications, radically reforming welfare, banking reform in 1998 that left us with the Wall Street we still suffer through today, filling our prisons with male youth of color, balancing the budget and shrinking the debt. And on social and environmental issues, his record isn’t much better. How did the GOP effectively push a popular president to the right? It was clearly WAO at work. Let’s focus on its use during the Clinton Presidency, and ever since.

1.  Wedge: while this last election and the falling stock of the Tea Party suggest new wedges need to be found, it is clear that the triumvirate of anti-gay (marriage), anti-illegal-immigrant (particularly of the brown persuasion) and anti-abortion stances are enough to win elections across the Southern and Middle states of America. The gay marriage issue, in fact, arguably won Bush a second term – as he won every state where there was an anti-gay-marriage ballot initiative including the decisive Ohio vote. And even with all the people dying in high profile shootings, the NRA can still round up heavy support for anti-gun-control fervor. Thomas Frank has covered this ground in depth in What’s the Matter with Kansas, although Larry Bartels makes a compelling case that Franks is wrong in his clever response What's the Matter with What's the Matter with Kansas? While the last election showed that the cache of gay and immigration battering may be waning, there are always social issues important enough to many Americans that they can be swayed away from their own economic and political interests. And just as we thought another of those issues might fall off the table – Mark Rubio is now arguing we don’t have the votes for Immigration Reform, when it looked like a good bet mere weeks ago.

2.   Attack: Clinton truly was the Teflon President, considering how many investigations and attacks were levied against him. The fact that only one appears to have been based on fact, and we know which one that was, the constant necessity of responding to legal and political challenges undermined Clinton’s ability to rule. This has been more difficult with Obama, so the GOP has gotten even more nefarious with their charges – that he isn’t a U.S. citizen, that he is a Muslim, that he asked the IRS to attack conservative causes and that he is somehow culpable for Benghazi because he didn’t call it a terrorist attack within 24 hours. They have also, of course, used veiled and outright racism, called him both a socialist and a fascist (hmm, that’s confusing) and anything else they can to undermine faith in the President. Since the GOP doesn’t really stand for anything accept shrinking government and supporting corporate and elite power, the frequency and level of attack ads and campaigns has increased exponentially, facilitated by the Citizens United decision of 2010.

3.  Obstruct: When Bush was a couple of years into his Presidency, he complained vociferously that Democratic Senators were holding up his truly radical judicial nominees. Other Republicans argued that they had been much better when Clinton was in office. The reality? The exact opposite. The GOP blocked nominee after nominee, initiating a plan to stack the federal court system with conservatives at all  levels (particularly the Supreme Court – which is now the most pro-corporate in history). And they continue to do so today, blocking Obama nominees to the important federal appeals court in DC: The Hill.

This three-pronged approach to minority rule has been coupled with bullying and pushing through unpopular legislation whenever they do have power, as under Bush II. It is a winning strategy for the GOP, but probably a losing one for America. 

Thinking Inside the Box

Clichés fill conference rooms of businesses across America. Reinventing the wheel (which has been done a number of times – and in good ways), throwing under the bus (is it okay to throw them over it?), a win win situation (and the generally less popular lose lose situation – ala a major layoff), ramping up (which has confused down ramps for decades), core competencies (usually said by people without any – and often rather large cores to boot),  pushing the envelope (this should really become “forwarding the email”), hitting the ground running (which has scared the bejesus out of running ground for years), team player (generally stated by people who hate teams) and, of course, “thinking outside the box” are all staples parried about in lieu of the painful job of thinking and articulating a cogent thought.  

It appears thinking outside the box, beyond being the most overused and annoying cliché in history – really symptomatic of a person so stuck inside the box they could never even find their way out if given several years and simple direction – is poor advice for children. For the past 75 years, all expectant mothers in Finland are given a box: containing baby clothes, sheet, a sleeping bag, outdoor gear, bathing products, toys, diapers and a small mattress (which makes it a potential bed -- BBC). At the time the program was started, Finland had one of the highest infant mortality rates in the industrial world. Today it has one of the lowest while America has the highest among OECD countries. It appears thinking inside the box actually is a good idea, as is sleeping inside the box.

So my public service announcement for the day is to seriously consider whether you want to propagate these tired clichés any longer, not only for the damage it is doing to our collective IQ, but given the potentially perilous cost to children in Finland. 

War on Poverty

Oops, I mean War on the Poor. Corporations are paying the lowest proportion of taxes on profits since before the great depression. The labor (wages) share of GDP is also at historic lows. Poverty is on the rise and while unemployment is down, it is still well above the natural rate of 4 to 6 percent (depending on whether we consider before or after Clinton). At the same time, corporate bonuses are up, income inequality is increasing and a new power elite is establishing itself across the public and private spheres. So what should we do? Increase corporate taxation? Reign in the power of lobbying and campaign financing? Institute more progressive taxation overall?

None of those will do. In fact, the answer is to cut funding for food stamps a year after the rolls hit their highest level in history. Not only did every Republican Senator vote to block an amendment that would have reinstated the $4.1 billion in cuts to the program, 28 Democratic Senators did so as well. And who benefits? A small coterie of crop insurance companies. But the GOP isn’t done yet. They want further cuts to Food Stamps, Welfare, Social Security and Medicare and Medicaid. And it appears Democrats from the House all the way up to Obama are willing to go along. Let them eat cake appears to have been replaced by “I don’t give a flying f*** what they eat.”

Reason Rejoices!

Reason, Rationality and Sanity are planning a gala celebration to mark the announcement today that Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota) is retiring from office: Huff Post. While claiming her support for term limits is the reason she is calling it quits after eight years in office, charges of corruption and a two-point deficit to the opponent she barely sneaked past in the election last year appear to be playing a large role. Bachmann, one of the most visible members of the Tea Party and a failed Presidential candidate, has been fodder for liberal critics for her entire time in office. Let’s take a look back at some of her most memorable moments:

 

·        Criticized fellow GOP Presidential candidate Rick Perry for supporting an HPV vaccination for teenage girls, claiming it could cause mental retardation.

·        Claimed in October 2006 that “a majority of the scientific community” discredit evolution.

·        Earlier this year, refused to take back her comment that the Obama Administration ran a “gangster government”: “I don't take back my statements on gangster government. I think that there have been actions taken by the government that are corrupt."

·        Speaking about the financial regulatory reform legislation proposed in 2012, she argued: "Let's remember really what this is. This has a lot in common with Italy in the 1930s and the way Italy dealt with economics. It still continues private ownership of business but government is in control. So government control of private business, while it's private ownership, that's still at the end of the day the federal government virtually having a say over private business. We lose freedoms; we lose economic competitiveness.” Then she reminded us … "And don't forget, Italy is in tough shape financially, and that's not what we want for the United States." Of course, arguing Mussolini’s policies affect one of the most corrupt governments in the world today is unquestionable, isn’t it?

·        Bachmann got a little confused about Revolutionary history when she claimed New Hampshire was where the “shot heard round the world” was fired. When caught in the act of this absurd error, she used it as an opportunity to decry the “double standard” of the media.

·        After citing John Jay’s incantation “'We are determined to live free or not at all. And we are resolved that posterity shall never reproach us with having brought slaves into the world,'" she added … "We will talk a little bit about what has transpired in the last 18 months and would we count what has transpired into turning our country into a nation of slaves."

·        In attacking the widely popular bipartisan Edward M. Kennedy Serve America Act, Bachmann claimed it was a cleverly veiled plot to create “reeducation camps” where young Americans “forced to work for the government” would be proselytized to liberal philosophy.

 

And a few quotes for the road (all false) …

 

The IRS is going to be "in charge" of "a huge national database" on health care that will include Americans’ "personal, intimate, most close-to-the-vest-secrets."

"Scientists tell us that we could have a cure in 10 years for Alzheimer's" were it not for "overzealous regulators, excessive taxation and greedy litigators."

Of every "three dollars in food stamps for the needy, seven dollars in salaries and pensions (go to) the bureaucrats who are supposed to be taking care of the poor."

"After the debate that we had last week, PolitiFact came out and said that everything I said was true."

"Under Barack Obama's watch, we have expended $805 billion to liberate the people of Iraq and, more importantly, 4,400 American lives."

Doleful Dole Doles out Doubts on GOP

Bob Dole, the ex-impotence spokesman, Senator and Presidential candidate, is worried the GOP has moved too far to the right: Slate. Dole claims that neither he, Reagan nor Nixon would be able to make it in a Congress today that he believes is broken beyond repair. Rather than offering up a magical political Viagra pill, however, Dole believes the party should “put a sign on the national committee doors that says ‘Closed for repairs’ until New Year’s Day next year. Spend that time gong over ideas and positive agendas.”

While this is astute advice for a party that seems to be out of ideas, I believe the GOP still has a central organizing principle, and one that they are successfully engaging at all levels of governance: to essentially end government intervention in the market and our lives and leave their corporate brethren to chart the country’s future. Republicans may very well have had setbacks in the latest election, but that has done little to assuage them from their blockade policy toward Obama’s policies. And it is hard to argue it isn’t working. Sure, Obama did pass a small increase in taxes for those making over $250,000, but they got him talking more about paying down the debt than actually dealing with increased poverty. Other than this, Obama’s second term appears to be at a standstill. Nominations for agency heads, judges and even cabinet positions are being held up, gun control has gone back into the hinterland from a soon forgotten Connecticut grave, Obama is seriously considering reforms to Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security (even as the latter is solvent for years to come) and there is no talk of a stimulus for the millions of Americans out of work.

It is the state legislatures, the courts, the schools and the public sphere where the major policy initiatives are happening, from North Dakota to Wisconsin to North Carolina, and these radical changes are going further and further in rewriting the social contract to the detriment of average Americans. What new ideas could the GOP support? They might very well get behind immigrant reform, but that is merely to help corporations find cheap labor. They aren’t going to abide a stimulus, banking or corporate reform or regulation, more progressive taxes, support for labor rights, increased assistance for the poor, campaign finance reform or any of the policies this country needs if it is to ebb the rising tide steering us toward a Plutocracy. What Dole’s statements on Fox News accomplish, in fact, is to legitimate the general nature of conservative ideology by pointing to the excesses of its most radical members. And Dole couldn’t help but take a shot at Obama, blaming him for not reaching across the aisle enough. Yet all that the President ever got for doing so is false promises and a no vote from every Republican on every piece of legislation he passed so far. Maybe Dole should go back to shilling for Pfizer – at least what he’s selling there works. 

The Blooths Are Back!

After a seven year absence, Arrested Development has returned for a 4^th season. The long-awaited arrival had me both excited and worried, wondering if they could replicate the magic of a show that was a fan and critic favorite, but never garnered huge audiences. Would the older characters still have the same appeal? Since most of the stars had gone on to bigger things, could they still play the dysfunctional family members with such aplomb? And could the writers find the old flair for comic nuance rather than fall prey to the usual remake habits of insider-laden jokes, baser humor and tired character underdevelopment? Spoiler Alert: there are no real spoilers in this review.

Luckily, the writers, cast and director still have the old flair, with a tighter story line mixed with sufficient reference to the past. In the 15 episodes, all released on Netflix at once yesterday, we are taken through a ride of the past five years from all of the major character’s perspectives. While this does get a little tired as a plot device around the middle of the season, they finish strong – though with several hanging stories that one assumes will be resolved in either another season or the long-rumored movie.

So what has happened to the Blooths in the intervening five years? Nothing terribly good. Michael (Jason Bateman) no longer works for the Bloom Company and after several failed business ventures and a short-lived, and ill-advised, stay with his son and roommate in a UC Irvine dorm room, takes a job with Ron Howard, who wants to make a movie of the Blooth’s adventures. Getting the release forms that will make this venture possible turns out to be harder than Michael thinks, of course.

His father (George, Jeffrey Tambor) has also suffered a number of setbacks and his attempts at replenishing his fortune go terribly awry as he teeters on the edge of treason yet again. His mother Lucille (the excellent Jessica Walters) is a little less nefarious now that she is locked away in a luxury prison, but has plans to get her life back together after no one from the family shows up for her trial. Lindsay (Portia de Rossi) and Tobias (David Cross) continue their on again off again relationship, with a number of funny twists, while Maeby decides to never leave high school, before receiving a career-ending Opie lifetime achievement award at 22.

Gob (Will Arnett) and Buster (Tony Hale) are still trying to find themselves while George-Michael searches for an identity not tied directly to his father – as an Internet mogul in the making and boyfriend to a girl who has secrets of her own. All of the old side characters are back as well, with Barry Zuckerkorn (Henry Winkler) getting the largest part, as the inept and not-so-secretly-gay family lawyer. But another character dabbles with their own sexuality and the story lines come together in the end for an anti-climactic but clever finale. It is clear that more is to come from this beloved aughts series, though the form is still unclear. And while the Netflix format can lead one to waste an entire day getting through a series, they are clearly becoming a viable player in the new world of television – where commercials and hanging plot lines are replaced by good writing, good acting and compelling directing.

Voyeurism & Rape

In Chicago last week, prosecutors decided to try three teenage boys as adults for raping a 12-year-old girl and posting a video of the attack on Facebook:  Salon. As horrific as this seems, it is not the first case involving videoing rape. Last year, Jared Len Cruise was convicted of sexual assault in a brutal gang rape of an 11-year-old in Texas, which was recorded on a cell phone and circulated around the girl's school. This past April, a 17-year-old rape victim committed suicide 18 months after allegedly being raped — and having a photo of the event distributed among her classmates. And in Steubenville, Ohio, Trent Mays and Ma’lik Richmond were convicted in March of raping a classmate and then sharing images from the night and “hundreds of text messages from more than a dozen cell phones.”

These horrific crimes might lead many to decry the breakdown of morality among youth today or the looming effects of eroticized violence on television in movies and on videogames. I believe there is truth in all of these claims and that more research needs to take place to really measure the effects of constant exposure to violence, which is made more and more real every day. On the other hand, it also seems to speak to the dark side of social networking itself. One could argue, as I have on several occasions, that social networking emerged as a response to the increased loneliness people felt spending so much time online. Videogames became interactive and multiuser, instant messaging emerged and now social networking all feed our desire for social interaction as we spend more and more time on line or with other technology. Yet does online communication mirror real life interaction?

I would argue it differs in profoundly important ways. For one, the interaction occurs through an intermediary, which is not a subject but object. Technology becomes the means to communicate with others and this creates a relationship between people and things that feels like a relationship between people – the definition of commodity fetishism. The problem is that the intermediary makes the subject-subject relationship into a subject-object-object-subject relationship. And this seems to manifest interesting, and troubling, trends. One is the increased cruelty and bullying we see online. When not having to face the actual person you are objectifying for your pleasure (and that of others), it makes it easier. And when coupled with the “culture of cruelty” that increasingly exists in videogames, television, movies and advertising, it reinforces the idea that people largely exist as objects to illicit psychological and emotional responses in us. The fetishized relationship is one where empathy appears secondary or nonexistent, thus making it easier to do harm to the objectified other.

On top of this is the relationship between violence and subjectivity. Marshall McLuhan argued that violence among young men was really the struggle for identity. Since kids live more and more of their lives online, it is not surprising that they would seek mechanisms to develop and legitimate themselves as subjects. And with young men, this process of “becoming” is often intimately tied to violence. This helps explain the popularity of violent video games, movies and television but also the more violent behavior we continue to witness exterior to the virtual world. Violence in the spectacle can arguably be cathartic and thus alleviate the desire to engage in real violence, but it can also be a mechanism that separates violence from its ramifications and actually incites young men to go out and make that virtual violence real. We have seen that relationship manifest with accelerating frequency over the past 20 or so years, from Columbine to the Boston Marathon bombing.

Virtual rape, or rape that is rebroadcast in the spectacle, brings together the two key aspects of our being – as both social and sexual animals. Given the predilection toward sexualizing violence and sensationalism within the spectacle, is it surprising that some boys and men then want to combine the imaginary with their own lives and become active participants in that sexualized violence? The other is objectified as a mere player in their own construction of self, a victim without empathy that serves a role as the depersonified object that can make the fantasy world come alive. And the voyeuristic culture we have created then feeds off of these tragedies as if they are merely scripted scenes from a movie or television show we call real life. It is a disturbing trend on the edges of our new wired culture, but not really a surprising one from my perspective.

Arsenal Sneak In; Tottenham Heartbreak Again!

There has been little real pleasure in being an Arsenal fan since the 2006 Champions League final turned in Barcelona’s favor. And yet I still root for them to win and take pleasure in the little victories along the way (like the 2-1 home win over Barcelona two years ago). One perverse form of this satisfaction comes in pipping Tottenham to the Champions League and finishing above them (something Wenger has done in every season he has been with the Gunners). Tottenham are like the perennial wallflowers looking on at the big dance and ready to finally show their moves, only to lose their nerve three quarters of the way through the song. And so, after a seven point lead and much taunting of Arsenal and Arsenal fans, the Spurs again find themselves on the outside looking in.

Heading into this final weekend of the EPL season, it was all on the line for UCL qualification. Manchester United and Man City were already guaranteed automatic spots and a Chelsea win would give them third place without the playoff that has been a hot topic of discussion the past week or so. And Arsenal and Tottenham were vying for the final spot, with anything but a Gunners win opening the door for the Spurs. Both games started slowly and though the Gunners pushed forward, and Spurs appeared to miss out on a clear penalty shout (with Bale booked for diving to add salt to the wound), both North London squads left the field at halftime in scoreless draws. Advantage Arsenal.

The second half started with more resolve and after a few missed half chances, Theo Walcott sent in a free kick from the right, it careened forward off Mertesacker and Koscielny beat the goalie from point blank range with a lovely high finish. 1-0 Arsenal in the 52^nd minute. Tottenham fans appeared to hear the news a few minutes later and knew they were probably in deep trouble yet again. Meanwhile, Chelsea’s opener had been equalized by Everton and the Gunners found themselves one goal from taking third spot if the results stayed the same. Yet the Gunners wanted the win more than anything else and began to sit back and play on the counter, which could have easily yielded a game-ending goal but for some poor passing in the buildup. Newcastle began to push forward with more resolve, but never seemed to have their hearts in it and Arsenal was holding on. The pressure did increase in the 85^th minute though when Bale again played hero for the ugly ducklings who just never sprout into swans, scoring a masterful goal from 35 yards out to give Spurs a 1-0 lead. I could barely sit through the rest of the game, as Newcastle created a few half chances and the Gunners failed to score a second. In the 91^st minute it looked secure, as Walcott was sent on by Ramsey and circled the keeper, only to hit the post with his shot. Three minutes later it was over and while Spurs fans commiserated another near miss, the Gunners acted as if they had won the league.

And it sort of felt as if they had. It has been a rough season that started with two draws against Stoke and Sunderland when our new striker failed to finish clear chances, then a win against Liverpool, a draw against the defending champ Citizens that we should have won and then an up and down finish to the year. But losses at Bradford City in the Carling/Capital One Cup and Blackburn in the FA, together with the 3-1 loss at home to Bayern in the first leg of the UCL, and an earlier loss to Greece that could have secured us the top spot in our group, all made this another season without a trophy. Worse, we lost to Tottenham at White Hart Lane and found ourselves 7 points behind in the race for fourth. But then the team woke up, played a masterful game at Bayern to win 2-0 (and almost score the third that would have sent us through) and then finished the season winning 8 of 10. In fact, since February 2, we secured the most points of any team in the league (five more than both Spurs and Man U). It was an impressive run-in and provides hope that we finally have some winners on the squad.

It will be important to build on this momentum going into next season, with more offensive potency, a defensive mid who can play in some of our toughest games if not week in and week out and some defensive reinforcements at GK, right back (assuming Sagna leaves) and centre-back (particularly if Squillaci and Verm exit). A few days ago, I looked at the team from back to front and what we needed in the transfer window. Today, I’ll provide final grades for all our players this season …

Final Grades on Season

Szczesny (B+): Szczesny started the season on the bench with an injury, but was soon back in the starting lineup. While he had a number of fine saves, he also gave up goals with clear errors and his distribution was terrible at times. But since returning from being benched for Poland teammate Fabianski (grade at a C+, given all his injuries, though he was decent in his four starts conceding 3 goals), he has played a key role in 8 clean sheets since February 2. For an Arsenal team known as defensively weak for years, we conceded the second fewest goals this year (though the most on errors (7, I think), the last time I heard). Sz needs real competition next year, but could still become a top keeper in the league if he gains more discipline.

Sagna (C+): Two broken legs in less than a year have cost our solid right back the form that put him among the best in the world. Since the second leg break, he seems too tentative on the ball, loses it in dangerous positions, sometimes makes reckless tackles and has a successful cross ratio of less than 1 in 4. He has cost us points in a few games, though his quality has improved a little in recent weeks. I still think we should sell him now while we can possibly still get some value.

Jenkinson (B+): the young right back was thrust into a starting role when Sagna broke his leg again. He was above average and seemed to have a flair going forward that Sagna lacks. He also was willing to sacrifice his body defensively, and sometimes could be found running across the pitch to provide a key tackle or steal. His upside is huge and I see him as a possible starter next year.

Per Mertesacker (A-): last year, his first in the EPL, the German seemed like the problem more than a possible solution to our defensive woes. This year he has been our most consistent defender, having to pair up intermittently with both Vermaelen and Koscielny. Though he still lacks the pace of some of his contemporaries, his positioning is often ideal, his pass rate is the second highest on the team (beside Arteta) and his height causes problems for opponents on corners and free kicks. He has turned into a great signing and hopefully has a bright future with the club.

Koscielny (A): Kos suffered through some injuries earlier in the year and then had some terrible games upon returning – most obviously against Chelsea when his defending contributed to both goals in a 2-1 loss. But since getting back to full fitness, he has shown himself as one of the top centre-halfs in the league. His mixture of speed, timely tackling and decent positioning has added up to a much stronger back line. Supplanting the team captain in the starting lineup really speaks for itself.

Vermaelen (C+): it’s hard to understand what happened to the newly anointed team captain this season, with the explanation that the leadership role hurt him seeming a little farfetched to explain the incredible dip in form. It is quite plausible to assume he will leave this summer, assuming a decent bid is received. Maybe ceding the captaincy will turn him around, but he always suffered from perilous forays forward and some risky tackles in the box.

Gibbs (B): Gibbs continued with his injury problems this season but clearly grew into the role of left back, replacing Clichy. His defensive positioning and tackles have improved and he is always a threat going forward, particularly when he cuts into the box. He still needs to work on his crossing (a problem for most of the team) and maintaining defensive discipline against top wingers and full backs, but is clearly on the up – as long as he can limit his injuries in the future.

Monreal (B-): another astute signing by Wenger gives us ample cover at left back. He is a quality player going forward, but sometimes makes poor decisions in the back and his positioning is occasionally suspect. He links up well with compatriot Cazorla though and looks like a quality signing for the future.

Arteta (A-): this rating might be a little high, given his new role lying deeper in the midfield, but Arteta has the best completion rate on the team and has improved his defensive play. He is the metronome upon which the Gunners push forward and has the potential to score goals when playing in a more forward position. Another defensive mid that he can exchange with would allow him to push forward more often, which would benefit the team and beside the missed penalty at the death against Fulham, that cost us two points, he is still our go to guy from the spot. He is aging though and will need to be replaced within the next few years, one imagines.

Cazorla (A): arguably the best player for the Gunners this season, this was Wenger’s best signing in years. He can play either as a CAM or on the left wing and his ability to play off both feet, send in pinpoint passes, create chances and score goals made him one of the best in the EPL this year. Overall, he had 12 goals and 13 assists and is a major reason we are in the UCL next season.

Wilshere (B+): coming back from injury, Wilshere appeared to be the Gunners savior with his lovely runs forward and great eye for the final pass. But his sometimes reckless tackling, desire to beat two and three defenders and lack of a real goal scoring threat makes him slightly overrated by the British press at present. His absence from the team in the late going appeared to improve the overall flow through the middle and he will have to work on not trying to do too much as he comes back into the first team to start next season.

Ramsey (B+): I was among those saying Wenger’s stubbornness was hurting us as he continued to play the Welshman even as his productivity went down and he gave the ball away far too often. Then he appeared to wake up from his slumber and became one of our most solid contributors, completing the most passes in five straight games (where Arteta has dominated this category since his arrival). He had a little letup in the past two games, but that included a great goal against Wigan that sealed the victory last Tuesday. He has great vision, flexibility and a real drive to succeed on both ends of the pitch that should be an inspiration to other Gunners who sometimes disappear (like Walcott and Podolski, in particular). Getting more shots on target and improving his crossing would be the two main areas to work on for next season.

Ox (C+): with the signing of Cazorla, return of Wilshere and play of Ramsey, Ox found it hard to get time on the pitch and his dip in form from last season did little to recommend him on the wing either. Later in the season, he showed some of those dazzling moves and crosses that made him a future star in many people’s eyes, but needs to find more game time and better play in the final third if he is not to be another flop. One possibility for next season is to give him some games on the wing if Walcott plays through the center, but that probably depends on what striker(s) we sign.

Podolski (A-): some will disagree with this rating, but I’m still baffled by rumours of an exit for the German after one season in the EPL. He had 16 goals and 11 assists in 33 starts and 9 sub appearances in all competitions and that is an impressive return. He is a great finisher, really improves our dynamic forward play from the left wing and could be even better next year. Yes he is a defensive liability at times and does do odd disappearing acts at times, but seems to love playing for the Gunners and has been indispensable this year.

Giroud (B): I have been less impressed with the French striker than some. His upside is clear, but he lacks the ability to bring the ball down and distribute effectively, misses far too many chances to score and makes poor choices too often. He is helpful on defense though and had a decent return with 17 goals and 11 assists in his first season. He is a raw talent though and finishing is his main job. He has cost us more points than any other player this year and I feel we need a flair player beside him or in his place if we are to take the next step. Could become a great, but a lot of work to do to get there.

Walcott (A-): after serving as a major distraction for more than half the season (while scoring more goals than ever before), Walcott finally signed a new contract and then didn’t score for over two months. He has, however, finished strongly with some key goals (even though two were offsides) and has improved dramatically this season. The numbers are impressive: 21 goals and 14 assists in 31 starts (and 12 sub appearances). Walcott has improved his first touch, his passing, his decision making and, most importantly, his finishing. He even played defense against Wigan, though he had an average game (besides sending in the cross that led to our goal) against Newcastle. It appears the young Englishman is finally coming into his own and should just accept that his role as a winger can still reap huge numbers; with limited chances through the middle.

Gervinho (C): Gervinho started the season on a high, finding the net against Chelsea playing through the middle. But he was merely providing Wenger with a false option that cost us key games – particularly against Bradford when he had the worst miss of the season. Upon returning to the starting lineup after a prolonged absence, Gervinho started to play with more discipline and punch – but still failed to provide the finishing touch or right decision too often. His numbers for the season (18 starts, 8 subs: 7 goals and 5 assists) are not terrible, but he is just too inconsistent to rely on. There are only so many goal scoring chances in a game, and he blows far too many of them (either as potential scorer or potential supplier). One hopes he is sold this summer and replaced with a better player. Even if he isn’t, we have Walcott, Podolski, Cazorla and Ox that can all play on the wings (I don’t think Ramsey should be used there ever again).

Others

Diaby (C): what can we say of the Frenchman who can’t … stay on the pitch for very long? He started the season in startling form, getting a callback to the French national team and looking like a star in the making, before suffering two injury setbacks in between a rather tempered return to the lineup. Unfortunately, his rare problem (one leg is longer than the other) appears to be career-threatening and we can no longer count on him for much of anything.

Coquelin (C-): while he was never terribly bad this year, his development took a step backwards and one assumes he will soon exit the team. Clearly a talented player, it is hard for us to find a space for him in the current crowded midfield competition and he doesn’t have the defensive skills to play where Wenger hoped.

Mannone (B-/C+): let’s be honest, Mannone had a decent start to the season with two clean sheets and looked okay through his first several games. But by the end of the season, his 13 starts included 16 conceded goals and his distribution was less than stellar at times. One assumes he will be let go this summer and that seems like a good idea (or he will remain as the number 3 based on another signing and letting Fab go).

And finally, what do we say about Wenger? I give him a B+ for salvaging a season that was starting to look like his last. He played a strong team against Bradford in the Capital One Cup but put Gervinho through the middle and played Ramsey when his form was awful, ultimately losing on penalties. He oversaw an awful game against Blackburn to see us exit the FA Cup, again making some poor choices to save some starters for Bayern, who we then lost to 3-1 at home. He failed to buy the DM and additional Striker we clearly need either before the season began or at the break and continued his pattern of forcing players out of position, to mixed results. But after the 2-1 loss to Tottenham, Wenger finally decided to challenge his regulars to show why they should start benching both Vermaelen and Sz. This seemed to turn the team around and sent them on a great finish to the season (really title challenging form). The problem this year has been scoring when it was needed late (until the final weeks) and playing well against the best teams. That is where this team needs to mature and improve next season and new signings would go a long way toward that goal. The reality is that the Gunners need to win silverware next season or one assumes Wenger will go, but a good foundation has been laid to finally convince those who have stayed that this is a team that can win now.

So that will end my Gunners coverage for the season. If and when they make signings this summer, I might include a short evaluation but I will ignore the rumours that swirl around. See you next season fellow Gooners!

Gunners Win; Wigan Relegated

The last day of the season was shaping up as a potentially four-team struggle for survival, but Wigan's dreams of another escape were shattered in their last two league matches, first blowing a lead against Swansea (2-3) and then coming up against an Arsenal team that needed the win just as much. Sandwiched in between was the epic FA Cup final victory over Manchester City, giving Wigan fans their first piece of silverware in their history. In the game yesterday, Arsenal looked strong early and took the lead on some shambolic defending from Wigan, with the ball bouncing off a Cazorla corner and into the path of Podolski, who headed home easily in the 11th minute. Arsenal continued to dominate for most of the rest of the half, but failed to find a second goal for not the first time this season. When Arsenal nemesis Mike Dean called a questionable foul on the edge of the box a minute from the end of the first half, I'm sure I wasn't the only Gooner to smell impending doom. It came in the form of a fine free kick from Shaun Maloney, leveling the score at halftime. 

Wigan then came out brightly to start the second half and had a number of chances to take the lead. Strong defending and a key save stopped the momentum though and, within seven minutes, Arsenal had sown up the victory. It was a well-played plan, recognizing that a draw did Wigan do favors and playing on the counter with Cazorla working his magic from all angles (he assisted all four goals). The all-important second came in the 63rd on a swift break that sent Cazorla down the right wing. He sent in a blistering cross that Wigan's goalie Joel Robles couldn't quite get to and Walcott tumbled forward, sending the ball over Robles and into the Wigan net. Five minutes later, a Cazorla header put Podolski in on goal and his clever side boot over Robles was a truly lovely finish. The fourth came on a pass from Cazorla to a charging Ramsey, who pushed past the Wigan defenders and onto the left side of goal. He had an obvious lay off for an easy finish, but decided to go it alone and beat Robles at the near post with a pounding shot into the roof of the net (while looking away, one should add). It was Ramsey's first goal of the season and put the contest beyond doubt. 

So Arsenal are one game away from again taking fourth, or maybe even third, place and Wigan go down for the first time in several years (and become the first FA Cup winner ever to be relegated). But Martinez and Wigan owner Whelan will take pride in providing the first major medal for the upstarts who beat a team with a budget almost 20 times theirs. Arsenal continued their impressive form since the defeat at Tottenham and now simply need to beat a Newcastle team with nothing to play for to get their annual "trophy." It is, of course, a bittersweet achievement, given that Chelsea -- in a less than stellar season where they lost every other chance for a trophy (7 in all, I believe) -- won a real medal with their 2-1 triumph in the Euro League final. But the Gunners are clearly moving in the right direction and the right signings this summer could make them real contenders for silverware next season. They have now won 8 of their last 10, with two winnable draws (against Everton and Man U) thrown in. And they are the last to beat Bayern at home, scoring two against a team that will set the single-season record for the Bundesliga. It could also be the case, that the young crew salvaging the season with this great run in are now made of the sort of mettle that is necessary to win the games we lost earlier this season (to Bradford, Blackburn and the first leg against Bayern). 

Some general thoughts on the shape of the team, at present ...

1. Defense: the Gunners have become a much more solid team in the back, with Koscielny and Mertesacker forming a formidable duo that match speed (Kos) with positioning and height (Mert). Both made great plays in the game and deserved a 9 and 8, respectively. Szczesny made a couple of good saves, but was bailed out by Kos early and should have covered the near post on the goal. He also slipped up a couple of passes from the back. He is improving, but we clearly need someone that can compete with him for the number one job next year. Sagna had another below par game, giving up the ball on a couple of occasions and sending in crosses to no one (he has one of the worst successful cross rates in the EPL (around 23% I think). I think it is time to cut our losses there and find a replacement that can vie for time with Jenkinson, who has lost his place in an effort to give Sagna the chance to regain his form. Lest us forget that it was the French right back that gave Man U the equalizer; otherwise we would already be safe. On the left, Gibbs is improving and will clearly be competing with Monreal next year for a place (he has gotten much better defensively, while Monreal seems to confuse his positioning at times). So on the defensive end, I think we should sell Vermaelen (hard to believe how far he's fallen this year), Sagna and one or both of the two backup keepers and buy a keeper, centre half and right back. This sounds ambitious, but seems like the way to go with Sagna and Verm going for less than they would have, but maybe supplying the funding for a quality right back with a little left over.

2. Midfield: Ramsey has really come into his own the last two months, though I thought he was a bit sloppy with the ball. But for the third straight game, he completed the most passes of any Gunner and tried more forward passes than anyone as well. He scored his first goal of the season and is among our best defending mids, when he doesn't lunge in. Arteta was quietly impressive again, but our reliance on him is a major concern and I still think we would benefit from a strong defensive mid who can get the ball moving on the counter. There are several reasonable options out there and I hope we take care of that. Beyond that, unless Fabergas does in fact become available, I think we are solid with what we have. There is Wilshire, Cazorla and even the Ox who can play in the attacking role (#10), Wilshire, Ramsey and Arteta (if we get a DM) that can play B-2-B and a few up and comers that can fit in as needed (Eisfeld interests me a lot). Coquelin hasn't developed as quickly as we hoped and will probably go this summer and we really need to give up on Diaby, even though he may play a part for a little while some time next season. If Fabergas is available, I really do think we should snatch him up. Cazorla can always move to the left and roam, as he did so effectively yesterday and Arteta isn't getting any young, giving Wilshire and/or Ramsey slightly deeper roles. But this is clearly our most settled part of the pitch.

3. Forwards: Podolski again showed what he can do when he is on the pitch and even though he disappeared for parts of the game, his two goals were key to the victory. He has shown that with some work, he could be a viable option up front -- when needed -- though probably not our leading striker overall. Walcott played maybe the best game I've ever seen from him, charging up the field, heading back to cover Sagna on the right and making a nuisance of himself across the pitch. His second goal sent us on the way to the route and he is really starting to show a maturity and improved attitude that makes the signing and salary seem like good money spent. Giroud is the biggest problem of our starting 3 in the 4-3-3 and it seems Wenger recognizes this. There is a rumour that we are in for Real's Higuain, and given his record of more than a goal every 2 games, he would be a great signing (even at 22 million pounds). The other option, Jovetic, is young but has real upside from what I've heard, though I haven't really seen him play (just clips). His return this year is not great though, and I would prefer Higuain, or both. Rumours of us going in for Rooney are absurd, but fun to consider. I would take him in a heartbeat and make him our lead striker or creative #10 right behind. I truly believe we should let Gervinho go to give Ox more playing time on one of the wings, as he has looked better in his last few starts and either get two strikers or another winger to compete. 

So good signings in all three areas of the pitch could make Arsenal a real contender next year, in my mind. The key is a better option at right back, a goalkeeper to either replace or pressure Sz, a defensive mid and a striker. I have named some other possibilities as well, but those four signings would go a long way toward improving a team that has really finished the season in title-challenging form. The main issue going forward is belief against the top four, as our record this year has been paltry in that regard. Most of those games were winnable (except the one at Old Trafford when we were summarily dismissed (even with the 2-1 score line)) and it was lack of discipline in defense early and lack of finishing on the other end of the pitch. The job of securing UCL yet again is almost done, let's hope we come out strong and wipe St. James Park with a really average Newcastle team this Sunday. COYG!

Online Education

A friend sent me an article a few months ago called "The End of the University as We Know It" that I've been meaning to read for a while (American Interest). I finally got around to it and was amused to read these opening lines: “In fifty years, if not sooner, half of the roughly 4,500 colleges and universities now operating in the United States will have ceased to exist. The technology driving this change is already at work, and nothing can stop it. The future looks like this: Access to college-level education will be free for everyone; the residential college campus will become largely obsolete; tens of thousands of professors will lose their jobs; the bachelor’s degree will become increasingly irrelevant; and ten years from now Harvard will enroll ten million students.”

It is, of course, possible that these predictions will come true. But comments like “nothing can stop it” always give me pause. It is the common penchant of not only the technophile class but most writers about technology to assume that humans have little control over the spread and proliferation of new technology. Some new technology has a life of its own and the power to control the population, without or advice or consent. We are mere pawns to its alluring power and promise of progress. But is that how society really works? Is technology, which is by definition created and reproduced by humans, somehow omnipotent once released to the general public? How does this process occur?

These are obviously questions that whole books have been written about and beyond the scope of one silly blog entry, but it is important, I believe, to sometimes remind ourselves that humans do have the ability to reject technology (Betamax), to alter its use (ala the rearticulation of Facebook and Twitter during the Arab Spring) or to ban it (human cloning). Politicians, concerned citizens or consumers can all undermine the power of technology to spread or have its intended, or unintended, consequences. Even Marshall McLuhan, who argued from a perspective of extreme technological determinism where new technologies like books or the television fundamentally change who humans are and how they interact (by changing our sense ratios), believed that there was always a period of negotiation when a new technology was invented and then released in a limited way to the public.

MOOCs (Massive Open Online Classes) are all the rave these days, with classes sometimes enrolling 30 to 100,000 students. The author, Nathan Harden, believes these are the future, providing education without cost to anyone who has an internet connection. He then goes on to argue, “The higher-ed business is in for a lot of pain as a new era of creative destruction produces a merciless shakeout of those institutions that adapt and prosper from those that stall and die. Meanwhile, students themselves are in for a golden age, characterized by near-universal access to the highest quality teaching and scholarship at a minimal cost. The changes ahead will ultimately bring about the most beneficial, most efficient and most equitable access to education that the world has ever seen. “

While there is some truth in the argument that making higher education available to all is a form of global democratization, it also makes some troubling assumptions about education that are increasingly the norm: 1. Education can be improved using business models, 2. Efficiency is a key goal of education and should be a the center of decision-making processes, 3. Kids being online all the time is a good thing and education should fully adapt to this new reality, rather than provide spaces where kids actually treat their new addiction, 4. Universities are implicitly inefficient and wasteful and major reductions in government funding should be ignored in exploring the changing nature of higher education. 5. Online education provides the same quality as in class learning. It is this last assumption that I will focus my attention on, as it is the most troubling challenge to the contemporary higher education model. Yes, higher education is in trouble and needs to adapt and, yes, online instruction is one mechanism toward that end.

There is also a sixth troubling assumption in the article which is much less obvious. And that is the notion that the Ivy League and other elite institutions that would survive the “Great Virtual Purge of Higher Education” are in a position to provide the best education. For one, these are research one institutions whose primary goal is, well, research. Teaching has always been secondary at elite schools (except private, liberal arts varieties), and while many professors are great educators, many others are not. Further, this puts even more control in the hands of the elite universities in knowledge production and dispersal, allowing for even fewer dissenting or alternative voices to be heard. And finally, is the reality that MOOCs do not provide much direct interaction with the instructor (if any) and no direct interaction with other students.

And it is this belief, that people spending almost all of their time online will have few adverse effects on society, that is the most appalling assumption. Already we see the dramatic increase in ADD and ADHD, the depression that appears to be coupled with spending too much time online, the cyber-bullying, the kids and students who can’t concentrate on anything for more than a few minutes, the hours and hours of wasted time each day and the ways in which people are becoming more insular in their social circles. This last trend would only be amplified by online only education, where you could comfortably ignore any challenge to your opinions, values and beliefs while pretending to abide those challenges. Kids today are surrounding themselves with magazines, websites, television news programming and blogs that essentially support their positions, shutting off the channels of dissent. And we see the effects in the political arena, where one party simply says no to everything and the other can’t seem to find any mechanism to build consensus.

Harden concludes, “Big changes are coming, and old attitudes and business models are set to collapse as new ones rise. Few who will be affected by the changes ahead are aware of what’s coming. Severe financial contraction in the higher-ed industry is on the way, and for many this will spell hard times both financially and personally. But if our goal is educating as many students as possible, as well as possible, as affordably as possible, then the end of the university as we know it is nothing to fear. Indeed, it’s something to celebrate.“ Have universities always run on “business models” and is this really the metric that should be at the forefront of determining their effectiveness? Is our goal really to education as many students as possible at the post-secondary level -- particularly when there are fewer and fewer quality jobs? Is the end of the university really something to celebrate? And is the virtual classroom really such a great thing? There are no easy answers to these questions, but it is important to not blindly embrace the new common sense, particularly when provided by the cheerleaders of technological progress at any cost.

And the Winner Is ... the Millennials

A recent report has found that the Millennials (aka Generation Me or Generation Media, depending on your perspective) are the most entitled and delusional generation in history (Salon). It appears there is a growing discrepancy between their desire for material rewards and their willingness to do the work required to garner those rewards. Is it any wonder, given the world they have grown up in? They are constantly bombarded by aspirational ads and television, by stories of the rich and famous (particularly of the young, untalented variety) and by an existence steeped in media and its spectacle-inspired mythology. Technological addiction has brought ADHD to  social pandemic level as instant gratification and multitasking become the norm. And they live in a political world that continues to tell them lies about their collective future, while the older generations essential pilfer it from under them. Yet the most troubling aspect of this new world is the distance between expectations and potential success. 

The Millennials appear to believe that success is now a formula based on passing particular life benchmarks. Finish school, go on to college, start some sort of little business (generally online), live your life out loud (online) and success will surely follow. It is almost perceived as a birthright. Yet what is missing is any dedication to struggling toward that goal. School and college are just inconveniences along the road to future jobs, which are not high on their list of adult life responsibilities anyway. They cheat with abandon, fail to do the reading for their classes and hope to slink by. And universities acquiesce to this new reality by giving less work and lowering standards, particularly among part time faculty worried about those pesky student evaluations. They are now "customers" who demand what they need and take what they want. That sense of entitlement, given to them by their parents, schools, marketers and media outlets all provide a space where they are the center of the universe. They see themselves in advertisements, on television and in movies outsmarting adults with more wisdom and life experience by the tender age of 12 than that stuffy older generation that just doesn't "get it."

All this occurs against a backdrop of real threats to the future of the Western world. Not only are we being attacked from outside, by developing countries like Brazil, India, Russia and China, but from within by an older generation that actually does the hard work -- to take as big a piece of the pie as possible. Unemployment, underemployment, economic stagnation and lower real wages are the economic reality of the day and little appears to be being done to address the situation. In fact, in America we have one party that is trying to slowly shut down the government and allow corporations to rule our lives down to the minutest detail. And it is this generation that has most openly embraced the corporate creed of profits and self-gratification at any cost. There is the hook up culture that has emerged as the new reality of "dating," the social networking craze that takes hours of their lives in sharing those lives with others (a form of narcissism that seems unparalleled even by the boomers), the constant distractions of constant communication (what the hell do they text each other all day?) and a tendency to be constantly busy without actually accomplishing much at all. In Spain and Greece, the youth already recognize their futures are shot but in America this generation seems largely oblivious of its fate. 

So what does this bode for our collective futures? One wonders what will happen when this generation wakes up and realizes so many of their dreams are mere facades, an oasis erected within the spectacle. What appears is good and what is good appears. But what happens when the glamour and envy become regret and bitterness? Will this generation have the fortitude shown by the "greatest generation" in working to forge a better future? Do they even have it in them? Or will they fall back on those perpetual distractions, addiction to legal and illegal drugs and essentially create another urban blighted 70s, without the street and DIY rebellion underbelly? We shall certainly hear about it, on a Twitter, You Tube and/or Facebook station near you ...

And Then There Were Two ...

Games that is. Arsenal now have their destiny back in their own hands after the breathtaking (and I do mean that literally) 2-2 draw between Tottenham and Chelsea Wednesday. As Gareth Bale stepped up for a free kick in the 90th minute, I had to turn away from the TV. Luckily he kicked it to Petr Cech and the draw was sealed. But Chelsea could have easily put this one to bed earlier, but for a number of blown counter attacks including Ramirez falling down as Hazard laid the ball off in front of goal. Ramirez had been the man that put Chelsea back ahead after Tottenham leveled, but the Blues failed to get the all-important third goal. They were more ruthless this weekend against Aston Villa and now have essentially guaranteed Champions League football next season. Tottenham also helped themselves with another late goal to avoid a damaging draw today. So they currently stand in fourth and Arsenal really does need to win their last two.

The task appeared to get a little harder though, as Wigan will be on a high after the biggest upset in the FA Cup final since 1988, when Wimbledon beat Liverpool. Wigan held off a rather lethargic Man City through the first three quarters of the match, then seized the advantage after Zaboleta was sent off for a second yellow. It was a wonderful upset that gave Wigan, and Roberto Martinez, their first major silverware -- though Arsenal could ruin it Tuesday. A win by the Gunners will seal Wigan's fate, though they would still be playing in Europe next year. Arsenal will have to start strong against a team that too often cedes leads, but occasionally plays strong from ahead or when tied. A series of late goals have probably relegated them this year and the same can be said of Tottenham, who have given up 23 points from leading positions this year. Arsenal, on the other hand, have only given up five (I think) and thus the necessity of a strong start and early goal. The way we are defending, an early goal could see us through. If we do win Tuesday, the final game against Newcastle will mean everything to Arsenal and absolutely nothing to Newcastle, which should set up as another very winnable contest. Let's hope the Gunners keep their good form and see out the job. Then it would be off to the summer transfer window spectacle, where we are linked with every player in the world. I don't think we need major reinforcements, but a world class striker, competition for Sz and a defensive minded midfielder seem required. Also probably a right back to replace Sagna and hopefully some sort of creative player (if the rumours about Fabergas are true, snatch him up in a heartbeat). 

The other big news this week, of course, is the retirement of Sir Alex Ferguson. It has been a long time in coming and I suppose it is nice he got to go out on top. That we essentially gave him the title by selling RVP to our bitter rivals seems apropos of the past eight years, but this leaves Wenger as the longest-serving manager in the EPL and in a position to strengthen and challenge for a title next year. SAF has had the greatest football manager career in the history of the sport and is arguably the greatest coach in any professional sport in history. Sure he didn't last as long as Casey Stengel and didn't dominate his sport like UCLA did under Wooden (though that is college), but who else would even be in the debate to rival his achievements (49 pieces of silverware at Aberdeen and Man U). I'm not a fan of either the club or Ferguson but you would have to be crazy not to respect his achievements and longevity. Unfortunately, the man who probably felt he would benefit the most from the news (besides Moyes, who will be hunting for his first trophy next season) will not be there to celebrate -- as Roberto Mancini is apparently about to be replaced by Pellegrini from Malaga. It seems a bit harsh given his achievements over the past three years, but his failure to maintain strong relationships with his players, failure to achieve in the Champions League, critique of the management above him and general aloofness seem to have done him in. The surprising news is even if they had won the FA Cup, he was still gone. Such is the life of managers these days -- except the two longest serving. Well, a fare-thee-well adieu to Ferguson, a tough luck and ciao to Mancini, a good luck to Moyes (with my fingers crossed behind my back) and an opening that has to be Wenger's last stand. Two games and then a summer that could lead to a hopeful season for fans starved for something to celebrate, besides being fourth best. COYG!